Why Is “Z” Always For Zebra?
But not really.
A zebra is a totally abstract concept to most Westerners: it’s a striped horse that lions eat. That’s the extent of our knowledge. But the triumph this knowledge brings–when we learn it at 2 or 3 years of age as part of the alphabet–knows no bounds. We don’t question why we should know this (like we did trigonometry), and we honestly can’t think of much else that starts with “Z” right off the tops of our heads.
It’s not the only one.
I asked someone from Senegal what the word for penguin was in his language, and he didn’t know. I’m not naive enough to imagine his countrymen don’t know penguins exist. Still, somehow the word never made it into their lexicon without the help of French or English. Yet for both francophones and anglophones, it’s important to have a word for penguins, and that word is among the first children learn in school–even though neither languages knew of their existence until recently, either.
Dinosaurs were among the creatures I easily digested, spelling and all, as an aspiring zoologist in grade school. I remember reading in Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park a few years later the opinion of one the main characters that the popularity of dinosaurs among children might come from the comfort of recognizing, pronouncing, and remembering the complicated names of creatures no one knew much about. This abstract familiarity might give children a sense of control over the unknown, turning a 100-foot-long monster into a tame–if too-often purple and singing–friend.
At 13, I was young and impressionable, and so I have carried Crichton’s paleontologist’s opinion with me into the adult world.
We all have a natural fascination with unknown and even unknowable things. It helps us stretch our imaginations, and bring more of the unknown into the world of the known–or at least guessed. But there are some things–objects and concepts–that are real, and known, but will never venture into our purview, ever. Yet they’re introduced to us the way our own names are.
Not only that, but using “everyday” creatures and personalities–things that are more caricatures to us in daily life than actual beings–to represent a brand helps us draw a direct line from that thing to the brand, and with a creative license that knows nearly no bounds. I mean, who can possibly be offended by a gecko? He is what he is… which is whatever the brand decides he is.
It allows the brand an out, as well: here, there are no weird star personality/brand entanglements or questionable acting roles. “Chester Cheetah” and “Tony the Tiger” know no other life but the one given them by their brand. C is always for “Chester” and T is always for “Tony.”
So I bring you all this way to ask, casually, off the top of your head, what is the thing your brand stands for that no other brand does? How can you ensure everyone who encounters your brand comes away with the same thing you do?
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It's words you gift to us all on the sphere
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@Soulati | B2B Social Media Marketing The comment that yanked me over to reply as soon as I read it. How can I refuse such a sweet a gift of words, Lady J?
I've been trying to answer your question (about the one thing my work stands for, I hesitate to call myself a brand), but I can't come up with it... #fail! I'd like to think it stands for creativity, community and commitment. I'm curious - what do you think it stands for?
And I LOVED this post. I love all your posts. But you already know that. I'm a huge science nut too!
Shonali I waited for all the snapshots of WUL to kind of condense in my head, and I got "Community." I think it's amazing how you're able to hook in so many diverse writers and readers, keep us coming back day after day, and keep us close-knit with your own generosity even as the circle expands.
Wow, Shakirah, I can tell you were a science geek! You take a uniquely intellectual route to arrive at a great question. A challenging question, too, but one I would attempt to answer as such: "My goal is to inspire others to take decisive action. With my brand, BAM! Small Biz Consulting, I'm positioning myself as a Heavyweight Marketing Champion. My enthusiastic zeal for branding and marketing drives my purpose of educating small business owners – through consulting, speaking engagements, workshops and info products – that marketing can be a FUN and meaningful endeavor that helps build relationships with their audience."
Can I truly say that no other brand takes this position? Perhaps not. But I can say that my bold, fun, edgy brand is a direct extension of who I am, and that's good enough for me. In my alphabet, "B" is always for "Bold BAM! Brand."
@Nikolas Allen Pleased to meet the Heavyweight Marketing Champion, Nikolas! You're right, it's not necessarily about whether anyone else can take the same stand, but guess what? You own BAM, and that's what we come away with. That's your "mascot," and it has the impact you intended (go ahead and groan!). Thanks for commenting.
ShakirahDawud Thanks for the reply. It's great to hear your take on my brand positioning.
"Impact" - Ha! Love it, I'm always up for a good pun ;) After I commented yesterday I read your post "Don't Tell Me You're Passionate About Your Business" and thought, 'Uh oh! I'm in trouble." So, I'm happy to hear that my zeal is palpable and doesn't come across as the "paa-shunn-ate" pose you so deftly skewer in that post!
@Nikolas Allen Definitely. Paa-shun-ate people don't wear boxing gloves, and they're generally harmless to their target market. Wishing you a knock-out presentation at the Rogue Gallery.
What a great question, Shakirah! And it's one that every brand needs to revisit over and over again, to make sure their image is still in line with their goals as time marches on. I'm thinking, for example, of the way Allstate uses "Mayhem" (my favorite insurance character) to illustrate the public's need for an insurance company that will protect them from that terrible, wicked "man" who takes supreme pleasure in messing up people's lives. The Geico brand (we're Geico customers), on the other hand, doesn't make me feel protected at all, although obviously, that's what insurance is for! Instead, the Geico brand makes me feel like I'm getting the cheapest rates (and I simply trust that I am, because of their ads -- haha!), AND that I'm able to make all the changes to our policy on my own online (and I do). I mean, it's so easy, a caveman can do it, right? I have no idea what the gecko means, or what his purpose was, except to be a trustworthy little guy with an accent that made me feel at ease. Why? Who knows! I never really paid attention to the Geico message until the cavemen came around. Love this post!
@New England Multimedia I like Mayhem, too. I think it does a better job than the actor did (don't know his name). And we're Geico customers, too, but only because we trust the gecko not to cheat. No other real reason I know of, lol, just like you said.